Goblin Gear: Electrons at Epic Prices!
Yo, adventurers! Wanna get yer hands on some wickedly rad tech? Then check out Goblin Gear, where we pawn the most bodacious doodads this side of the slag heap. Our rates might be a little steep, but hey, you get what you splash for, right? We got buzzing swords that cut through rock like butter, jars that brew invisibility potions in a flash, and